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Sep 2026

  1. I’m increasingly convinced that all-ish alignment problems are liability problems. Make operators civilly and criminally liable for the acts of their agents.

  2. It’s funny how much of software engineering was writing prompts a year ago. Now I literally never think about them.

Aug 2026

  1. I wonder how the Kafka microservices for that low-volume CRUD app are going.

  2. Paying for Spotify subsidizes Europe for being awful at technology.

Jul 2026

  1. I asked Claude to do something and it produced a twelve-week plan. I asked again later. Two and a half to three and a half hours.

Jun 2026

  1. Our new quality person believes quality is everyone’s responsibility. I, too, believe that my job is everyone else’s responsibility.

May 2026

  1. At some point, “tech podcast” came to mean “Android phone show.” Specifically, shitty Android phones you’ll never buy.

  2. Imagine if engineers pretended to be salespeople. They would write random sales pitches they stole from SEO blogspam, insist they be emailed to customers, then hold a mandatory sales hackathon twice a year.

Apr 2026

  1. Love hack weeks. Very inspiring to half-ass something you know will get thrown away.

Mar 2026

  1. Claude gave me a four-week implementation plan. I knocked it out in two days.

  2. I found a venture capitalist with his SAT score on his LinkedIn profile.

  3. I asked Google to set a two-minute, thirty-second timer. “Okay, I’ve started a two-minute timer called ‘30 second.’”

  4. The owner of my neighborhood teriyaki restaurant is wearing a GitLab T-shirt. Invest.

Feb 2026

  1. Crypto is the Agile of real life. Fake work invented to enrich a sleazy grifter class.

Jan 2026

  1. I love the term “pre-owned.” Like somebody already did the work for you. What a relief! It’s pre-owned, so I don’t have to worry about it.

  2. I install really basic shit through Homebrew. Then one day I discover I have 248 packages. Love to upgrade aws-sdk-cpp.

Dec 2025

  1. Losing three percent every day has an upside. The absolute value keeps getting smaller.

  2. Whenever literally anything happens in the world, I wait for Slack. I’m not okay until I see some VP post “it’s okay to take time for yourself.”

Nov 2025

Oct 2025

  1. WeWork replaced its in-app snack-buying software with a generic Square terminal. It was a hundred times better. This is why you let technology companies make the software.

  2. It’s funny when DJs turn every knob while the music is clearly unaffected.

Sep 2025

  1. I’m so market-pilled I don’t think it’s possible to be overpaid. You both agreed to the salary.

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